What’s machismo? Some taffy colored stud with a swagger? A sculptured hunk with a snarl? An alpha-male with a loud voice? I ask this because I believe I pissed off a robust latino charmer by complimenting his hands and nails. The hombre had a huge hissy. Bellowed how I should be focused on his basket, his bling, his ojos de Santa Maria. This encouraged me more. I recommended he get the tips of his crewcut dyed blonde. This sent the Tamale into orbit. He rants, he struts, he grabs his crotch, fumes. Tells me how dare a MARICONE like me consider picking him up. I see right through the bravado. End result? I cajoled him out of his Calvins and sucked his nine-inch pecker in the bar bathroom. The fucking cabellero was so into it. He grabbed my head and forced me hard down on his uncut Catholic cock. I was just what he needed. He rewarded me with a mouthful of Tijuana Leche.

Same can be said for David’s first gay sex. The peacocking. The boasting. The grand gestures. But these loud-mouth, cocky, masculilne men are SO easy to take down. It’s actually too easy. Trick? Play on their vanity. Tell them their vibe arouses you. Don’t be nervous. BE BOLD!!! These guys are clueless that men want to suck their nipples. You compliment his smile, his clothes, and (save this for last), his crotch and ass. I’ll take all bets that he’ll grab you by the hand and dash off to the toilets. David, the straight boi in this week’s episode of HisFirstGaySex, pretended being nervous naked in front of a gay man, but couldn’t explain why he had a large fat hard on. Contradiction exposed, this boi surrendered, letting a handsome manwhore like myself milk his cock and balls and finger his browneye. By the end of the session, he’s on his hands and knees taking it deep up the chute. Chalk up another “casualty” for HisFirstGaySex.