Where’s the best place you’ve hooked up with a straight guy? Friends of mine tell me the movie theater, truckstop, gym showerroom, coffee shop, public bathroom, and supermarket, among other places. I personally have had more luck at the laundromat. It’s simple. You’re pulling your laundry out of a dryer that’s next to some young hunk and comment on his underwear or his t-shirts or, if you get lucky, his jock. I’ve never had a guy hit me. By contrast, most guys will talk endlessly about their undergarments. Take 19yo Johnny, the straight boi target featured in this week’s HisFirstGaySex. Total sucker. Gay stud 21yo Sean Wade pulls the ol’ “man I bet you fill out your wife beater well. You work out?” Works like a charm. Before you can snap your fingers, he’s got Johnny talking about why he wears the Calvin Klein or Abercrombie or Fruit of the Loom or whatever the fuck makes him feel manly. The convo heads south, with chat about how well his ass fills his jeans and how if he’s not busy a game of PS2 Madden 07 is on deck. Back at the pad, SW puts the moves on as he strips and is left standing in his underwear with a throbbing boner. It’s easy street from there. He’s getting blown, Johnny, surprised, finds squeezing balls is a turn on for his new-found pal. But the real pay off is getting Johnny on his hands and knees and spreading those ass cheeks wide. The condom goes on (safe sex, dudes, practice it), the thrusting heats up, hips are grabbed. The straight guy goes down under a hellacious load of gay cum. Another straight boi bites the dust.

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