My cock’s famished. I need a good piece of beefcake. A guy with ham hocks for an ass. Muscles that spill out of his tight t-shirt. His bulge nearly popping the zipper of his jeans. How in the fuck do I get a guy to fit the bill when I live in Podunk, USA, and all the men got shitty cosmo school mohawks? Streams, of course! Guess who landed? 30yo bi-guy Kris…

Kris is all ass, muscle, and cock! Oh, and he like it D-E-E-P!!!

He’s built like Pittsburgh Steeler linebacker. His thighs alone have got to weigh in at 50 pounds each. No fat on them, either. Just pure freakin’ muscle.

His shoulders are massive. He told me (as he stroked his fine uncut dick) that he can squat 400 pounds, and I believe him! But I was more interested in his delicious biceps:

“I take great pride in my arms,” he confided. “I work them out three times a week. I’ve made huge gains over the past few months. Been drinking lots of Muscle Milk. I get compliments on my veins. I dig them, too. Guys ask me all the time to do my curls on cam. I love it. Fuck, I’m so in to my bod. I love to show it off!”

Me, too, Kris. Peel off those training tights and show me your jock cock, brother! Play with your nuts, too. Now top it off by shoving two of your thick, strong man fingers up your anus. Mmmmm…that’s got to feel good. It looks GREAT!”

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I don’t want the economy to recover. Obama can stick his stimulus package up his arse. Why? Straight guys are broke and turning “gay tricks” for money. Fine with me. I’ll employ them…for a couple of hours. That’s what BrokeAssStraightBoys does. In this instance, they con a struggling waiter to a suck and ride a bone for a Benji. Did he go for it? Fuck yes!

The “straight bait” is all liqured up and ready for cock

Of course, he had to knock back a couple shots of liquid courage. “Hey, if I feel guilty in the morning, I can blame it on the Vodka.” Cool. Now spread them ass cheeks, rookie!

Our gay stud makes a pretzel out of hetero boy and fills his hole…with MAN MEAT!!!

I give this straight dude a lot of credit for getting out of his comfort zone. I doubt if he’s screwed his GF like he’s getting it. Wait, he’s confirming it: “Damn, I felt his dick hit my adam’s apple. I’ve got to pull that one of the ball and chain.”

Straight boy goes reverse cowboy for max penetration.

I’m so used to straight dudes yapping about how they hate cock. How they will never let anything up their ass, including a tongue. That all changes once they are getting hammered from behind.

Chock another victory to the cockmaster.

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I follow a bro of mine on Twitter who told me I absolutely had to check out SeeMyBF. ASAP. I couldn’t understand the urgency. What the Hell was up. He told me his ex, Rambo, had posted up a ton of their private sex photos. Uncool, I said. But I was told to chill. “Dude,” my pal informed me, “I’d give a shit but I look like a freakin’ pornstar! Plus my pics are getting a ton of five star ratings. I’m really that good.”

Jason P of Austin, TX, busting a creamy nut!

SeeMyBF is new on the scene. But the premise is simple. Let guys post pics of their boyfriends. It doesn’t matter if it’s a current lover, an ex, or a hook up. Doesn’t even matter if it’s a gloryhole adventure, a truckstop encounter, or a park bathroom escapade. It’s all fair in love and war.

HairyGuy1974 of Phoenix, AZ, playing with his genitals

My first impression is that us guys are born showoffs. We love sharing pictures of our cocks. Even cooler if we are shown blowing dick or or riding one in the apartment. Anything goes. But be prepared. Members have been posting some crazy-ass shit.

Rory S, of Memphis, TN, unloading his seed

SeeMyBF is totally uncensored. There’s no prude checking out your pics and deleting them because it offends him. I like this policy. MySpace, Facebook, and the other social sites wield the censor’s knife to hard and fast. Imagine all the great photos we’re missing!

Get ready. This stuff’s in your face NASTY!

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Kurt & Mitch swap juicy holes and more…

Sean cody does it again! I don’t know what kind of voodoo he puts on straight guys. But it’s powerful.

In this session he captures Kurt & Mitch. Both of these chiseled hunks like to top and bottom. The gay sex action is non-stop (and lots of creamy cum, too!).

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Next I’m bad grab me by the ear and make me suck dick, k? Here’s a male teacher who knows how to keep his students in check. Mouth off, you get slapped. Text in class, phone gets stuffed up your sphincter. Talk to your pal, take off your shirt and gimme some pushups! That’s what I call taking charge. Just like this teach! He takes the lil’ punk by the lobe, twists it, and stuff’s the bastard’s face in his crotch….

“That’s it,” said the Teach. “I’ve had enough of your shenanigans!”

Serves that pompous punk right! But he hasn’t learned his lesson. Here, eat a dick, punk ass!

Can’t mouth off with a cock in your mouth, eh?

Sometimes these students are just downright rude. The only thing they understand is a good buttfucking. Personally, I think this one wanted to be dicked.

Bend over and take your medicine like a man!

I found this teacher-student photo set very exciting. My cock throbbed the whole time. I forgot how much I fantasized having my 6th period math teacher boink me in the broom closet. But this site brings it all back. Click Here for Unlimited XXX Gay Teacher Student Fantasy Pics…

I’ve always been interested why straight guys cross over and screw dudes for money. Does it take guts? Are they really that horny? Are they closet fags? Jury’s out. But the guy in this clip seems to genuinely get off on making a man his bitch. He tells the photo that it’s “only girls” off camera, as he gets his dick smoked by a blonde-headed pole blower. Then, just seconds after, he takes control and starts really fucking some face…

I orginally thought this guy would blow a nut in his pal’s mouth and walk off with the cash. I was wrong. He flips dat cocksucker around on his knees and drills him up the ass. I’m buying it because I’m thinking he’s doing it to earn an extra buck. But he doesn’t stop. OMG! He’s screwing ass so hard that I start thinking, “He’s going to break his dick off in that dude’s hole.” The resulting orgasm is cataclysmic. Click Here for More Straight Gay-For-Pay Porn Clips…

22yo Hasel got up his nerve and auditioned for his first gay sex vid. He fantasized about having sex with a man live on camera. But he never had the courage. The closest he got was sucking a thick cock at a local gloryhole in the his town’s ONLY adult bookstore (ironically, it was the cock of a hung black trucker he met while cruising a Triple T on I-40).

He nervously entered the studio and was introduced to two guys who looked like they hadn’t fucked ass in weeks. He thought, “Holy shit, I don’t know if I’m up for this but my God I need a cock up the ass and the taste of salty man sperm really sounds good right now…”

Surrounded on all sides by cock, Hasel (center) takes action…

Hasel stripped and sat on the couch between the two studs. Just looking at two naked guys waiting to tear him apart gave him a hard on. He settled in. The one that looked like Ty Pennington begin fondling his balls and sucking his dick. The other ordered him to give him a handjob. Hasel pumped the cock hard with one hand while holding down the other man’s head as it deepthroated his penis. Why, he asked himself, had he waited so long to do this?

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