How much can you ejaculate? What’s the average amount that a dude shoots? Hell if I know but I’ll post said info when I find it.
Why raise such questions? Because I just watched “Skateboarders, The Young and Reckless.” It’s a full length gay movie dvd that I downloaded off of PrideMov. Check these gay scene screencaps:
I’m addicted to the shirtless skater with the backwards bball cap. He’s got perfect skater sagger abs, pecs, attitude. He took me to the “edge” as he stripped, stroked, fingered his ass.
But the CLIMAX was when he jerked his hot young load on a bedroom mirror. OH FUCK THAT DID ME PROPER. It also had me pondering how much the average gay male (hell, straight can play, too) ejaculates.
I mean look at all the cum this skater boi unloaded. It’s voluminous. It’s like a splooge blizzard. It’s like he turned on a meat hose of vanilla icing and let it shoot uncontrolled.
CLICK HERE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE ON PRIDEMOV. ON the site, go to the Amateur’s section. It’s in the third row of gay movies (btw - PrideMov has 600+ gay vids, and adds a new gay movie DAILY!!!!)
No worries if horny hung skater bois don’t float your boat. PrideMov has something for all of us discerning gay porn addicts. Here, CLICK THIS LINK FOR SEVERAL FREE GAY MOVIE CLIPS. That’ll get ya thru the night
And stay tuned. I’ll have answers to the gay cum trivia question I posted earlier!
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Where’s the best place you’ve hooked up with a straight guy? Friends of mine tell me the movie theater, truckstop, gym showerroom, coffee shop, public bathroom, and supermarket, among other places. I personally have had more luck at the laundromat. It’s simple. You’re pulling your laundry out of a dryer that’s next to some young hunk and comment on his underwear or his t-shirts or, if you get lucky, his jock. I’ve never had a guy hit me. By contrast, most guys will talk endlessly about their undergarments. Take 19yo Johnny, the straight boi target featured in this week’s HisFirstGaySex. Total sucker. Gay stud 21yo Sean Wade pulls the ol’ “man I bet you fill out your wife beater well. You work out?” Works like a charm. Before you can snap your fingers, he’s got Johnny talking about why he wears the Calvin Klein or Abercrombie or Fruit of the Loom or whatever the fuck makes him feel manly. The convo heads south, with chat about how well his ass fills his jeans and how if he’s not busy a game of PS2 Madden 07 is on deck. Back at the pad, SW puts the moves on as he strips and is left standing in his underwear with a throbbing boner. It’s easy street from there. He’s getting blown, Johnny, surprised, finds squeezing balls is a turn on for his new-found pal. But the real pay off is getting Johnny on his hands and knees and spreading those ass cheeks wide. The condom goes on (safe sex, dudes, practice it), the thrusting heats up, hips are grabbed. The straight guy goes down under a hellacious load of gay cum. Another straight boi bites the dust. Movie Sample 1 | Movie Sample 2 | Movie Sample 3 To see all the hottest action check out HisFirstGaySex. |
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Justin Timberlake is a twink. I’ve thought long and hard about this since the Lance Bass deal (and last post) and Im convinced these two former bandmates 1) jerked each other off ; 2) Lance gay Justin a BJ; or 3) Justin had gay anal sex with Lance. Call me a dreamer, but when the story breaks in The Enquirer or People or US, you heard it here first. Ah, sweet twinks…My consumption of gay teen movies is famous. Just ask Bruce, a fucktard I picked up at the local ice skating rink. I’ve been beating the pulp out of my cock since I tuned in to TwinkyBottoms. The gay twink movies on this site by far surpass the fumbling, poorly shot, subpar talent I’ve seen on other sites. I’m not gullible. The gay sex scene between Josh and Thomas is more believable than George Bush on Iraq. Seriously, I’ll bet u this is Josh’s first gay blowjob. I’ll be even more it’s the first time he shot some throat yoghurt down another guy’s throat. But more arousing is his gay anal sex initiation. I cheered him on as he awkwardly tried to stuff his hard uncut cock up Thomas’ass. Thomas took the cue, spits in his hand and slicks up Josh. Inside goes Josh and it’s off to the races in one of this years best first gay sex movies. |
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Remember the beachhouse? I do. My parents had one on the Carolina coast. I’d bum the keys, grab Derrick, my first straight boi fuck, and spend the weekend up to my ears in debauchery. I topped this hunky guy repeatedly, filling his tender hole up to the brim with my sperm. It made me so horny to watch my cream ooze out of his asshole. Those memories were rekindled when I looked at Kyle and Dustin’s picture gallery on BoyFunCollection. It’s obvious Kyle, the boi in the red trunks, is guy curious. In Dustin, Kyle made a perfect pick. Dustin is gentle. Dustin is sensous. Dustin is considerate. He softly kisses Kyle, courtesouly takes off his shirt, slowly licks his nipples, works a hand into his surfer shorts, and considerately rubs his knob. The shoot ends SO sexy, with Kyle hard riding Dustin’s pliant gay ass until orgasm. It’s quite a sight. |
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I read on Yahoo today that us queers in Provincetown, MA, were picking on resident breeders. The bullying was causing friction. The mayor is calling a town meeting to resolve the gender “crisis.” Fuck that. Everybody seems to be freaking out about same-sex issues. Im bored. It’s about time I can tongue my partner in a restaurant, kiss his neck at a street corner, put my hand down the back of his jeans in a convenience store. Yeah, feels good. I’d tell that mayor, “Hey, don’t condemn gay sex until you’ve seen a few quality good GAY HARDCORE PORN MOVIES.” I’d wager, too, that after a few Colt Men he’d lock his windbag of a wife in the cellar and fuck his hot blonde male intern on his important desk. Enough politics. Too devisive. How about straight guys? Cool. Because I have a crush. Not a teenage one. But a major adult crush. He’s a waiter at a Irish bistro down the street. He looks 24 years old, fit, great build, brown hair, puppy dog eyes (like Colin Farrell…he’s got an open invite to let me suck his horse dick. ), and a manly bulge. It’s funny. The guy hugs the girl waitresses and flirts with lunching businesswomen. But in the kitchen (I can see it from a table I reserve just for this purpose) he’s different. He’s flexing, being boisterous, tucking and untucking his starched dress shirt, arm wrestling, and giving bear hugs. And all of this HE does to men. I want to say, “Hey you men, hotels on me. I’ve stocked it with GAY VIDS. Bring condoms. There’s going to be some serious ass fucking!” I was on to his straight boi charade. I hit on him when he re-filled my water. I said, “You’ve got strong forearms, and I like your chin and shoulders. I bet you have a large cock. Is it cut or uncut? Do you wax your balls?” He was confused, but only for seconds. He recovered, looked deep in my eyes, and wrote his number on a pack of matches. Naturally, we’ve been anal fucking for months. Memories of my waiter boi were sparked anew by this week’s new HisFirstGaySex episode featuring Chris. Not that my straight hunk looked like Chris. No. The commonality here is that Chris entered straight and left gay as gay gets. Believe me, you’re not “experimenting when you take a two cocks up the ass and relish it. Further proof - He got blown, and, unlike other straight guys who pull out before they cum so they can rub out and say “Hey, I didn’t cum in his mouth, so Im not gay,” he deepthroated the gay stud, pinching his nose as he unloaded a thick white creamy load (The enthusiasm of the straight bois in HisFirstGaySexmake me hard in seconds) Yup, Chris, you’re no longer that curious straight boi lost in the park seeking a chick. You’re a full-fledged homo and you dug it. Welcome to the club. Gay sex really is MORE fullfilling. |