Boy George is an idiot. I loved the lady-boi in the 80’s. I had his records. I lip-synched Karma Chameleon, Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?. I remember tradding George Michael’s “I Want Your Sex” for a Culture Club re-mix because it made me fuck ass harder, fuck ass deeper, cum longer. I also saw myself backdooring the drummer and the guitar player. Culture Club multi-tasked my inner gay sex fantasies. But this morning I read Boy George is out picking up trash in NYC. It appears the moron got community service for calling in a false burglarly that resulted in a cop finding cocaine. That was then. George is still a retard in the NOW: “You think you’re better than me?” he yelled. “Go home. Let me do my community service.” Poor, baby. Let me cry a river for you. The one thing I’m thankful for is Boy George neither starred in or produced gay porn movies. Better yet, I thank all that’s good that George didn’t arm wrestle Chi Chi La Ru (Chi Chi would’ve kicked his glam ass). Good gay porn is produced by men who don’t go clubbing with drugs falling out of their pockets (hint). Case in point are the guys who run MovieAccess. Those boiz got serious plans to take over gay porn on the Internet. I support them, too, coz I’m tired of half-ass gay porn movie sites that SUCK! MovieAccess was built on hard porn. Hard gay porn that lays major pipe. Gay porn that makes you want to kidnap a frat boi and tickle his feet. Gay porn that makes you want to take up the sport of fisting. Daz Right The real kicker? All the free gay porn movie trailers you can eat! Stand aside, son. I’m hitting the buffet!