It’s not every day that I come across a site as awesome as StraightFuckFest. It’s claim to fame? Orgies entirely populated by straight guys. I was flabbergasted when I first heard about it. I’ve never had much luck seducing a straight guy. I had hope after panting through a couple of vid clips on this site…

Straight guy gets REWARDED with buckets of CUM…Y-E-S!!!

I wasn’t sure what to expect. Would straight guys be as passionately ardent screwing each other as they would their GF’s?

I got my answer in the first 10 seconds…

These guys are seriously horny. It’s like someone spiked their breakfast. They were all over each other. Screwing, blowing, licking, fingering. They left nothing on the table.

They screw ass with such energy. I swear I had to pause my MS Movie Player so my cock could catch up with these guys. I eventually said “fuck it” and jerked my pud off into one of the best orgasms I’ve had this week!

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In the military, your ass is literally in the hands of your commanding officer. That’s what this young fresh green recruit discovered. He comes in to get his R&R papers signed off on. He thinks it’s as easy as a signature. Not quite so fast, buck-o! If you want to go your merry way, you need to service some huge C.O. cock!

Military grunt Nick B. bobs his commanding officers KNOB!

Nick, our jarhead pussy, is shocked. He knows the C.O. is hung like a stallion. There’s no way he’s going to be able to handle his first huge cock. Our officer, however, isn’t taking NO for an answer.

Poor Nick…he’s forced into getting his hole busted by a 10 incher…

Gag, breath, gag…That’s Nick’s life for 10 minutes until he’s forced against the desk, ass up, and taking it deep up his untested pooper!

Nick learns the key to riding BIG DICKS is to relax the sphincter

Nick finally relaxes and lets that big gay cock do it’s work. “Nick, you have a grin on your face,” the C.O. comments. “Are you enjoying getting plowed like a real man?”

“Yes, sir,” Nick barks back. “I’m never going back to average size small penis, sir! If you don’t mind, please make it a standing order that I must bottom you three days a week, sir!”

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I nailed a straight guy last night at the club. I new he was borderline. He was staring at my pecker the entire night. Lucky him. I strode up, touched his wrist, and led him to the bathroom. In a stall, I ripped off his pants and fucked him sideways over the toilet. Damn fine sex. In honor of my hetero bitch, here’s a straight boy circlejerk picture series for you, courtesy of StraightBoysJerkOff…

Straight guys love masturbating with a buddy

The guy with the pectoral tats is so cute. It’s also neat that he’s got a nice cock. I can see myself under his sack licking his taint!

Love this straight cock…and shaved balls!

For the love of Pete! That’s a cock I’d worship. I love the nutsack! Keep it up, boys!v

It’s ejaculation time! Who shot their load the hardest?

The big reveal? Hell, yes! StraightBoysJerkOff is soaked with hetero college-aged man cum. Every guy seems loaded with it. This duo in particular….My god, you have to see how far the guy on the right (knees) shot his juice!

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This is a fantasy of mine: The hot hunk next door gets dumped by his girl, who pretty much cleans him out of all his cash. Rent’s due. So are the rest of the bills. Worse yet…he’s got a payday loan installment coming up. It’s not looking good. Until I arrive on the scene. I offer him a fistful of dollars under one condition: He has sex with me! I thought this was a farfetched daydream. Not so. It happened to Rod, who, thank god, is financially rescued by the mischievious Ryan…

Ryan plays with his broke straight boy…

Ryan takes no pity on Rod. He sees it simply as an opportunity to dip his gay cock in some straight hole. Rod thinks he’s going to be treated with kid gloves. Think again, MOFO!

Rod getting his first taste of salty erect dick…

Rod closes his eyes and opens wide. Ryan, hard as a rock. parks his tool inside…”Dude, lick it with your tongue, then close your mouth and suck that pole, biatch!”

“OMG, that’s tight,” Ryan blurts, as he takes down his first str8 boi…

Ryan’s not interested in doing his business in the mouth. He’s got plans for Rod’s tight ass. “If you want all the cash, you have to go all the way,” he says.

Rod lays on his back, parts his legs, and settles in for a sound anal fucking.

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Pic of actual His First Newsletter in my Gmail inbox…

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My cock’s famished. I need a good piece of beefcake. A guy with ham hocks for an ass. Muscles that spill out of his tight t-shirt. His bulge nearly popping the zipper of his jeans. How in the fuck do I get a guy to fit the bill when I live in Podunk, USA, and all the men got shitty cosmo school mohawks? Streams, of course! Guess who landed? 30yo bi-guy Kris…

Kris is all ass, muscle, and cock! Oh, and he like it D-E-E-P!!!

He’s built like Pittsburgh Steeler linebacker. His thighs alone have got to weigh in at 50 pounds each. No fat on them, either. Just pure freakin’ muscle.

His shoulders are massive. He told me (as he stroked his fine uncut dick) that he can squat 400 pounds, and I believe him! But I was more interested in his delicious biceps:

“I take great pride in my arms,” he confided. “I work them out three times a week. I’ve made huge gains over the past few months. Been drinking lots of Muscle Milk. I get compliments on my veins. I dig them, too. Guys ask me all the time to do my curls on cam. I love it. Fuck, I’m so in to my bod. I love to show it off!”

Me, too, Kris. Peel off those training tights and show me your jock cock, brother! Play with your nuts, too. Now top it off by shoving two of your thick, strong man fingers up your anus. Mmmmm…that’s got to feel good. It looks GREAT!”

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I don’t want the economy to recover. Obama can stick his stimulus package up his arse. Why? Straight guys are broke and turning “gay tricks” for money. Fine with me. I’ll employ them…for a couple of hours. That’s what BrokeAssStraightBoys does. In this instance, they con a struggling waiter to a suck and ride a bone for a Benji. Did he go for it? Fuck yes!

The “straight bait” is all liqured up and ready for cock

Of course, he had to knock back a couple shots of liquid courage. “Hey, if I feel guilty in the morning, I can blame it on the Vodka.” Cool. Now spread them ass cheeks, rookie!

Our gay stud makes a pretzel out of hetero boy and fills his hole…with MAN MEAT!!!

I give this straight dude a lot of credit for getting out of his comfort zone. I doubt if he’s screwed his GF like he’s getting it. Wait, he’s confirming it: “Damn, I felt his dick hit my adam’s apple. I’ve got to pull that one of the ball and chain.”

Straight boy goes reverse cowboy for max penetration.

I’m so used to straight dudes yapping about how they hate cock. How they will never let anything up their ass, including a tongue. That all changes once they are getting hammered from behind.

Chock another victory to the cockmaster.

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